thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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