gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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