We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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