Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I can't trust your balls anymore.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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