Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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