You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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