Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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