we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
seriously i just wanna be friends
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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