like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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