quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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