yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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