I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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