after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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