Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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