her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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