Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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