I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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