great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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