shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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