so explain again why im purple
no
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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