Plan B is the new Plan A
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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