C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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