butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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