My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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