Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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