shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Randomize