do herpes really smell.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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