Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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