how can u be prego again
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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