i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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