no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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