Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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