seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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