like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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