I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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