I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Randomize
