At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I think pants incapable of making pants work
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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