If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
one might say we're banned from that church
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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