so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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