it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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