Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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