Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
