Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
