he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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