it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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