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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
whose parrot is this?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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