my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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