u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Me. At least after what I've been through.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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