butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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