My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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