their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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