help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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